Jan 28, 2012

No Groceries Please - FAIL

Originally written November 29th, 2011


Dear Reader,


I have failed you. In a previous post I advised you never to accept a ride from a moto driver with groceries. Yesterday morning I did just that.


Even though I had not yet made a deal with the supposed taxi driver I went against my better judgement as my eyes fell upon the green plastic bag full of veggies. I snuffed the small voice inside of me yelling, “Heed your own advice! Think of your integrity! integrity! [cue echo fade]”


Sure enough, not even a minute into the drive, the driver mumbled about stopping off somewhere. Seeing a gas station on the corner I assumed he needed to top off on fuel. We passed the gas station. Instead, he stopped in front of a house and started yelling through the opened front door, “HEY! I GOT THE FOOD!” Silence. “I GOT THE FOOD!!” Silence.


He turned off his engine, got off his moto, grabbed the groceries and disappeared into the wooden house. I stood by as a dumbstruck spectator. Of course. What else should I have expected?

May I reiterate my previous thesis? Do yourself a favor and disregard moto taxi drivers carrying groceries.


Thankfully this driver’s house was next to the main road and the detour didn't take up too much time.

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